TOTALLY SHIT compilation (vol 2)

01-Max Maas -Snooze the Rooster!
02-die Staubsauger -Spitting is good
03-My Gloomy Machine - Charles Houde
04-Henry J Walmsley - Lovely cup of tea
05-Sam Bucket & Fireman Fred - Free5
06-Dames & herenkoor 'Wablief' - Aan de wasch
07-Raaskalbomfukkerz -Raaskal voor je kanis
08-Dest3000 - Zypggboogiez
09-the Home Hobo's -Off licence
10-Swamp - My life is empty
11-Funk-ulo - Did u take ur pills today?
12-Lollers - Lo lo lo

Max Maas - Snooze the Rooster!
Beware of Mister Maas, he is totally pop and smells all over!
His excellent allround midi programming skills combined with his catchy lyrics make his debut a possible mega (s)hit!
The catchy phrase in this beautiful song 'Snooze the Rooster!' will be stuck in your head for many years!
In fact it will stay until you are so sick of it you'll want to properly 'snooze' this mofo rooster!

Die Staubsauger - spitting is good
This Belgium super man is inspiring your brown thoughts with his first hip hop soul food track!
He tells us to throw off your bra and live like you have never lived before! And he is damn right!
To show us what he means he lets himself go completely in this track;
His voice sounds like a mixture of a whaling whale and a monk who smoked too much crack.
The message is great, the soul is wicked and the voice is amazing! this one is straight from the bumhole! Perfect!

My gloomy machine - Charles Houde
oh my god! the boom boom clap clap and a cut n paste sample style! don't forget the clap and the hi hat!
of course this highly underrated dancestyle couldn't be missed on the second compilation of totally shit! gabbartcore boom boom shit!
annoying as hell, but we can't ignore the fact that our heads are banging hard like they have never banged before!
This is an amazing attempt of my gloomy machine's vision of totally shit! well done!

Henry J Walmsley - Lovely cup of tea
Beware! This is a true brain fucker!
The first time you will hear this track you will laugh, drink tea and smile!
This little song is so happy and bar & pub-proof that you want to hear it over and over again!
But in fact this shit can turn into a straight nightmare.....
This is pure quality stuff and a true catchy evil masterpiece! thanks for this lovely cup of tea song, mate!

Sam Bucket & Fireman fred - free5
This tune sounds like someone swallowed a sax and someone else sat on a clarinet.
Lots of credits go to the musicians not only for doing this great performance but also to the fact that they managed to record this whole event in an excellent way.
the masterpiece they are performing are (we think) about elephants on helium running around the jungle,
but it's possible also that its a free improvisation,
after all it's already hard to perform in this way! great work indeed!

Dames en Heren koor 'Wablief'- Aan de wasch
this choir had years of experience in the local dutch scene and this track is the very proof of it!
The voices are morphing in one and even bending together, the words are well spoken and the lyrics are just plain wicked!
this is an excerpt from their live album in phone bitrate, the only reason why this track is featured on the
totally shit compilation!!! Unfortunately, it's way to short! just when you start to enjoy this tune and want to join in with your own voice,
its finished, leaving you singing all by yourself...how mean!
Thanks to dames & herenkoor


Raaskalbomfukkerz - raaskal voor je kanis
the lyrics of this heavy banger are written by john lennon himself and we are very proud of that special fact!
The raaskalbomfukkerz are performing them quite well and are actually showing off their amazing flip flop spitting skills!
The great musical production also deserves a lot of attention.. We are glad to have this track on the compilation!
this is fresh, new and possible a ticket straight to the loo! great job fukkerz, it's sick, insane and horrible!

Dest3000 - zypggboogiez
Straight from the straightjacket: completely mental indeed!
annoying, pisstaking, bonkers, utterly shit!
did i already told you this track is 100% totally shit?
it's possibly so shit that it's Genius! it takes shit to a new level and way beyond it!
Well done to the person who can listen to this all the way to the end! We love dest 3000!
This is possible the purest form of madness ever experienced completly sober! wicked!

the Home Hobo's: off licence
how can one tune be so sweet, so rusty and dirty and full of emotions like this one?
Straight from the gutter, but with the comfort of the sofa always nearby.
i have no idea what i'm writing about!
But this short term audio accident is a sweet example of totally shit: delirious drums and a drunk drank-orgel..
Please spare these guys some change, or even better: buy them a Beer!!

Swamp - my life is empty
This track is wonderful!
swamp makes you cry with 'my life is empty' and you don't even know why..
Is it because of the lyrics and you feel it the same way?
or because the music is so toe curling that you cant help it but burst into tears?
eitherway it's a classic! This track deserves to be on this wicked compilation! in fact; this is where this compilation is all about!

Funk-ulo - Did u take ur pills today?
this traditional space funk band got the groove, the rhythms and the whole load of weird sounds.
It's surprisingly new and funky, and not to forget surprisingly utterly shit!
This is the spacy shit we have all been waiting for! some sweet melodies are finely mixed with wicked drums.
Spicy shit!

the Lollers - Lo, lo lo
This joyful singalong is great fun! It sounds like a bunch of drunk stoned drug crazed people high on opium, but it actually is a sweet pensioners-duo from Ohio.
It crawls into your ears slowly and on a certain moment you start to move like a drunk baboon yourself!
If you live in a crack house and play this one loud, all your alienated friends will stand up and start to sing along!
Trust me it's a killer.. And the perfect ending to this beautiful collection of great tracks!