TOTALLY SHIT compilation (vol 1)

01-Alan Lauris - No matching socks (2009 remix)
02-Scientologists in space - We are the freak
03-Wolfseule - En_francaisFullesShit
04-The Capt. Kirk on LSD experience -Callboys from outer Space
05-the Pink Blob - on the beach with my best friend
06-Alex One - Pimp my Tom
07-DJ4eyes - Tease
08-Harry Haller - upside down pitch
09-das Neurenberg Trio - ich bin ein Berliner
10-the Harbourdeers - Jobcenter
11-Miniature Madness - Live at the Zoo
12-Mister XXX - YOU MY LOVE

Alan Lauris - No matching socks 2009 remix) (pop)
Alan delivers us pure quality cheese pop with this ultimate catchy track!
It's about the trouble of the early mornings searching for a pair of matching socks..This is of course a very common problem for all of us!
BE aware that when this track enters your brain it will probaly never leave!
A perfect opener for this great compilation!

Scientologists in Space - We are the freak (hip hop)
this experimental hip hop band from Texas (US) created this wonderful piece of coolness,
Slightly dark, but very insane and catchy! as we say in London this track is SIIIIIIICK!
and not to forget: TOTALLY SHIT!!!

Wolfseule - En FrancaisFullesShit (acapella/avantgarde)
Straight from Germany this crazy girl proves she got the voice and the vibes!
French words are beautiful and especially in combination with the german accent.
a clear piece of perfect outstanding music full of sweetness!
A joy for the ears, surprisingly in contrast with the electronic nastyness she normally makes!

The Capt. Kirk on LSD experience - Callboys form outer space (gaymetalelectromashup)
The captain is a busy man, visiting new civilizations and other planets, but still he found time to
create a fantastic track about his adventures with the callboys from outer space!
And my god, Kirk is not only very sexy and hot; he is also a very talented captains-log-to-music-converter!
This track is a uplifting blend of electro metal in pure warp 666!

the Pink Blob - On the beach with my best friend (psychoreggae)
A diverse compilation can not leave our door without some special quality reggae music on it!
The pink blob really takes reggae music to a new level: The level of Extreme Shit!
Completly outstanding grooves and top notch singing! A perfect tune to enjoy on every beach,
with or without your friends! Shitter than shit!

Alex One - Pimp my tom (psychogabbajazz)
Complete psychotica in its true form! This is what Alex One is all about!
A perfect blend of free style jazz, gabba, great piano and horn skills etc etc!
A better tribute to Tom (everybody's best friend) from myspace you can not wish for!
Straight from the looney house and made with pure love! WICKED, SCHIZO & very SHIT!!!

Dj4eyes - tease (avantgarde electronica)
His debut single, ‘Tease’, is a genuine minimalist masterpiece,
which you may have to listen to more than once to find the complex simplicity & simple complexity of a true genius unfold for your ears…
A guaranteed floor filler for all your parties,
dark but still joyful, brilliantly visual, simply delicious! and oeh it's so shit, it's a all time classic!

Harry Haller - upside down pitch (toytronic experimental electro)
All the way from spain! Harry Haller collected his windows error sounds, added some sweetness and sugar!
some female robots and some fine good old chickens for utter delight!
balloons ofcource and some trumpet things to finish this perfect instant classic!
This track begs you for more! More sun more harry and more booze! beautiful shit!

Das Neurenberg Trio - ich bin ein berliner (electroclashpunk)
This is the sound of germany how we know it and love it!
An instant electro punk hit with smashing 4/4 programming skills! fruity flops for beginners!
a pure dancefloor killer and filler! and filthy as fuck! and shitter then puke!
Big up and massive hooray (sieg heil!) for Das Neurenberg Trio!

The Harbourdeers - jobcenter (fieldrecordings/folk)
a classic piece made from the soul and the heart by these strange group of forrest people.
A true sing along song especially enjoyed while walking in your local jobcenter to sign up or
to search for a good old shit job. (yeah right!) JOBCENTER, JOBCENTER, JOOOOOOOBCENTER!
interesting bad music for interesting people! that's what its all about here! oh yeah!

Miniature Madness - live at the zoo (folkpunkpoptrashjazzpolka)
Oh yes people! Punk! quality Chimp crossover garbage from the crazy people from Miniature Madness!
a horrible blend of jazz, funk, punk and all the genres you can think off! (totally shit!!!!)
fuck genres anyway; here's Madness! a complete and insane uplifting tune for all the best moments of the day!
Pure wickedness in it's purest form! this is quality stinky shit!

Mister XX - You my love (love ballad)
A beautiful love song that will twist your brain and burst your balls and will probably will never
EVER leave your brain! (you'll be warned!)
This is THE perfect ending for this first volume of totally shit...
a gift from the soul to keep you company on your daily journeys and adventures!
Simply beautiful! BEE-YOU-TEE-FULL!!!!!! and catchy as f*ck in a very unusual way!
THis horrible shit is all for you my love!!!!!

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THIS IS TOTALLY SHIT!!! (vol 1)

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